Friday, April 15, 2011

Blog 4: Blowin it down?

I walked down the rickety wooden church steps soaked, "but the suns out?" i said to myself. Then, like a tidal wave the damp, moist, hot, steamy air hit me and i found myself short of breath in my least favorite of conditions...humidity. I guess no one really likes weather when it's humid, I mean how could you, everything is sticky and smells bad. It was also about 1:15 so it was pretty hot by itself and the moisture made it even worse. I thought about going back in the cool and well air conditioned church, but i then remembered that i was already committed to bringing a man named Jose Guapo a used stereo from "Gimme That" (you see the pawn shop i work at does deliveries). So with already dampened clothes i walked to Gimme That to fetch the stereo and deliver it to Jose. When i got to the shop i noticed an unfamiliar dodge charger (you know like the ones that the owner tried to give it a paint job, but it's just in splotches like he didn't finish, tried to evade cops, or just sucks at any form of art that utilizes creativity). I walked in to find that the owner of Gimme That (Jim, nothing more nothing less) was talking to two men who looked to be in their mid 20's and held faint scents of alcohol and reefer (or marijuana for those of you who are slang impaired). I asked Jim, "these dudes need anything?" and Jim answered, "hey Castro, this is mr. Jose and his friend mr. Slickback"(really, a pimp name?). I then said, "oh hey Jose, i got your stereo right here, and in total that will be about 17.50$" Jose then said, "thanks man, you wanna come with me and slickback, we gonna blow it down" (ha, its funny cause it references the 3 little pigs with drugs). I responded saying, "...nope, i gotta work" right after i said that though almost cutting my sentence short my boss almost shouted, "Cee Lo just past by in Limo!" he then proceeded to run out of the shop while i saw a criminal running with a bag full of bowling balls...bowling sucks.

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